The only complaints I’ve heard from any geek critics–we need not ever concern ourselves with commoner critics when speaking of genre motion pictures–are in regards to things I completely agree with. It’s just that, unlike those disgruntled few, I don’t see those things as detrimental. I don’t see them as negatives. Yes, the first film… Continue reading Movie Review: PACIFIC RIM: UPRISING
Month: March 2018
Movie Review: JIGSAW
It was a great idea that they ran into the ground. Also, there is an assumption on my part–and it is correct 9 out of 10 times–that if a movie, a sequel, is rushed through production and releases one year after its predecessor, it can’t really be any good. And if this trend continues for… Continue reading Movie Review: JIGSAW
Godzilla in the Pizza
I sometimes think I do believe in the Cosmic Trickster, aka the Trickster God. This being is not to be confused with the Supreme Being, God Almighty. But you know those incidents where an image of the Virgin Mary will appear on a piece of toast, or the likeness of Jesus will appear on a… Continue reading Godzilla in the Pizza
There’s An Undead Slasher At The Bottom Of The Sea
It’s a lake, actually, but to phrase it that way doesn’t put one in mind of the children’s song. (I’m not the only one thinking of the children’s song, am I? You know the one. “There’s a hole in the bottom of the sea”. Come on, you’ve heard it.) Anyway, some demented genius put a… Continue reading There’s An Undead Slasher At The Bottom Of The Sea
I Would Walk 500 Miles (x2)
IT FOLLOWS, released in 2014, is a modern classic, a masterpiece, and anyone who doesn’t agree is either twelve years old or simply never developed any sense of taste beyond the one contained in their mouths. Using a supernatural threat as metaphor for a sexually transmitted disease, the film managed to score astronomically high on… Continue reading I Would Walk 500 Miles (x2)